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Alibi Generator 3000

Generates excuses your cat would reject.

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A fake paperwork machine that only prints: “I was at home, probably.” Not legally, practically, or socially useful.

Price
3 Monopoly bills, not real

Stock
Imaginary

Shipping
Never

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