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Definitely Flour

Not for pancakes. Not for anything. Mostly a joke.

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A suspiciously plain bag of absolutely imaginary flour. Crimazon legal strongly insists that it does not exist.

Price
$4.20, not real

Stock
Imaginary

Shipping
Never

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