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Definitely Rock Candy fictional parody product image 100% Sugar

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Definitely Rock Candy

100% sugar. 0% street value.

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Crunchy, colorful candy crystals for people who enjoy props, snacks, and making the disclaimer banner work overtime. Do not snort. Just snack.

Price
$6.66, not real
Stock
Imaginary
Shipping
Never

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