100% Sugar
Fictional listing
Definitely Rock Candy
100% sugar. 0% street value.
Nothing on this page is real or for sale.
This is a parody product page. No purchase, shipping, pickup, payment, or delivery is possible.
This is a parody product page. No purchase, shipping, pickup, payment, or delivery is possible.
Crunchy, colorful candy crystals for people who enjoy props, snacks, and making the disclaimer banner work overtime. Do not snort. Just snack.
Price
$6.66, not real
$6.66, not real
Stock
Imaginary
Imaginary
Shipping
Never
Never