Poor Choices
Fictional listing
Flashlight
Shine on your poor choices.
Nothing on this page is real or for sale.
This is a parody product page. No purchase, shipping, pickup, payment, or delivery is possible.
This is a parody product page. No purchase, shipping, pickup, payment, or delivery is possible.
A fictional flashlight for blackouts, stakeouts, and finding what you should have left alone.
Price
$11.11, not real
$11.11, not real
Stock
Imaginary
Imaginary
Shipping
Never
Never