Craft Chaos
Fictional listing
Scissors
Cutting Edge Excuses
Nothing on this page is real or for sale.
This is a parody product page. No purchase, shipping, pickup, payment, or delivery is possible.
This is a parody product page. No purchase, shipping, pickup, payment, or delivery is possible.
For crafts, chaos, and opening suspicious packages. Sharp enough for wrapping paper, not sharp enough for your life choices.
Price
$8.99, not real
$8.99, not real
Stock
Imaginary
Imaginary
Shipping
Never
Never