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Dig Yourself Out

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Shovel

For gardening and grave mistakes.

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A fictional shovel for planting flowers, burying bad ideas, and digging yourself out of awkward conversations.

Price
$18.49, not real

Stock
Imaginary

Shipping
Never

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