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Empty Prop

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Tiny Bag of Bad Decisions

Contains absolutely nothing.

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A sealed novelty prop bag containing nothing whatsoever, because this site is satire and the safest gag is an empty one.

Price
$4.20, not real

Stock
Imaginary

Shipping
Never

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