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Winter Ready

Fictional listing

Ski Mask

Totally Low Profile.

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For cold weather. Definitely. Keeps you warm, stylish, and only mildly suspicious during winter walks. One size fits most alibis.

Price
$14.99, not real

Stock
Imaginary

Shipping
Never

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